1. I, being the cat of the house, am in charge.
2. You are now my Woofie, Marley.
3. It's my way or the highway.
4. This is my house now, don't forget it.
5. If you forget, it's my house now.
6. I rule, i'm the cat..I rule.
7. You can share my stinky goodness with my permission only.
8. That means I eat first, I say when and IF you get any....
9. The nip bottle is to remain full at all times and that is ALL MINE.
10. I get first dibs on all pets and scritches.
11. When I am in the mood to run, jump and dive bomb, just get out of the way.
12. Human litterbox is now my drinking fountian, so don't think about it.
13. Have any questions about the rules here? Just ask me....Miss Henry